I Say, Old Chap.
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I think the best part of my day is when people try to bully me or put me down or say mean things to me or my friends and I literally just throw off the insults with such nonchalance. I usually put to use such retorts as ‘I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness’, ‘You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.’, ‘I have no time for your chicanery, peasant’ or - in extreme cases - loudly yelling BAP! Of course, breaking out in song is generally effective as well. I used to get picked on a lot more but now people have generally learned to stay away from me because I’m about as strange as they come.
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OK so I’m one of the few people at my school who has the time to eat breakfast at home in the morning but my stupid metabolism gets rid of it all and by second-third period I’m starving again and I have to hunch over so my stomach doesn’t make embarrassing noises and this is literally stressing me out so much. I eat a big breakfast and everything!
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Yes! Finally got the tumblr app, so now I will upload much more. Prepare yourself for my barrage of witty remarks and generally amazing things!
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ShockingBlankets’ Giveaway!
Thank you all for following me and being so lovely and fluffy!
I’m giving away little prints! To enter reblog this before the 7th of June.
Information
-They are printed on photo paper and each one is 3 inches wide
-There will be 20 winners (at least)
-I will post worldwide.
-I’ll be randomly putting them into envelopes so you won’t get to choose, sorry.
-You have to be following me
-You have to be okay with me putting your URL in a winners-post later.<3
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russiandirectionerandbelieber:
reblog and make a wish
this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so
i have to
why not
i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
here goes nothing
well lets see
love this
i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post
and now he’s my bf
..WISHING AGAIN. YAY
you :(
Not going to lie, I made a wish when I reblogged this this morning, and my wish came true an hour ago.
I’M SCREAMING I FORGET WHAT I WISHED FOR WHEN I ORIGINALLY SAW THIS AWHILE AGO BUT I THINK I WISHED FOR 1/5 AND I GOT THAT??? HOLY R234RWEDFSCSDGDFSF
whATS LIFE OMG THE NOTES
i made a wish the other day and it came true no joke
wishing again <3
i’ll give it a try
(via pizza)
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I have a lot to be thankful for right now with 500+ followers and a fully funded Kickstarter so I’ve decided to do a give-away of some of the things we’ve been able to make thanks to the pledges from our kickstarter and the profits from our etsy shop!!! We are giving away around $100 worth of products!
We are really excited to announce the prizes!
GRAND PRIZE:
- 1 full set of 9 buttons (Off, Adventure Time, TF2 red or blu team), or 9 individual buttons of your choice
- 2 bookmarks
- 2 mini-prints
2nd PRIZE:
3rd PRIZE:
- 1 button
- 1 bookmark
- 1 mini-print
5 RANDOM EXTRA PRIZES:
- 1 mini print
FULL LIST OF PRINTS, BUTTONS, and BOOKMARKS
BUT HOW DO I GET THIS SWEET LOOT? (aka: the rules)
You can enter your name up to 2 times by following these rules
- 1 reblog each
- 1 favorite each
- you don’t have to follow me but it would be appreciated
- no give-away blogs
- we will ship to anywhere in the world!
- please leave your ask box open so that we can contact you
- contest ends MAY 31st at midnight eastern time!
(via tf2shitfest)
- 1 full set of 9 buttons (Off, Adventure Time, TF2 red or blu team), or 9 individual buttons of your choice
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(via matteasiev)
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K guys, you know that boy I was talking about the other day? Well today he told me the doctor who doesn’t have a big fan-base and that sesame street has more viewers.
So I will be counting how many people reblog this and prove him wrong!
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Reblog if you are a writer.
